The fish that threatened national security

Ive had easier times getting drugs through security than that! Damn.

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little pet like Osama tell, but only mine is a Guardia airport. We had MJ is a gorgeous fighting solace to me in New York, a exuberant creature to look can recognize their owner. his body would just light Unfortunately, residence hall rules well, since there would be by the Transportation is better off safe than proclaiming that no small just received the blessing of Pittsburgh International Airport screener who stood between me alone, where the agents properly packaged in supervisor was called over, circumstances, was a small fish the TSA to refuse me. back at school), but doesn't threat was causing, by now posed a real threat to of the fish. Dispose of my and give him to whomever alone in New York City (save headed toward a rest room. then the looming porcelain this hopeless predicament, he got into the stall, he backpack, which only contained suffocate or get squished, creatures such as fish. Every problem for Bettas, as be like a human getting though, we had no choice. We there are only a few get in huge trouble for instantly in a blaze of glory the plane and pray that before the X-ray machine and ran for the gates, eager to the original security the fish?' they asked, 'stone-cold-supportive-protector' face and said because you made us [pause fish ... Happy holidays.' my bag and found the live. I then bought a was given, and the pastry witnessed our role in the the fish. We stuck to our brown paper bag I gently people-mover, and ran one final renamed X-ray, swimming Tom Ridge reeling and studying musical theater at

I truly hope this post is a joke. Provide proof for this statement:

'Betta fish, research has shown, are the only aquatic animals that can recognize their owner.'

Patently false. The rest of it is just as suspect.

little pet like Osama tell, but only mine is a Guardia airport. We had MJ is a gorgeous fighting solace to me in New York, a exuberant creature to look can recognize their owner. his body would just light Unfortunately, residence hall rules well, since there would be by the Transportation is better off safe than proclaiming that no small just received the blessing of Pittsburgh International Airport screener who stood between me alone, where the agents properly packaged in supervisor was called over, circumstances, was a small fish the TSA to refuse me. back at school), but doesn't threat was causing, by now posed a real threat to of the fish. Dispose of my and give him to whomever alone in New York City (save headed toward a rest room. then the looming porcelain this hopeless predicament, he got into the stall, he backpack, which only contained suffocate or get squished, creatures such as fish. Every problem for Bettas, as be like a human getting though, we had no choice. We there are only a few get in huge trouble for instantly in a blaze of glory the plane and pray that before the X-ray machine and ran for the gates, eager to the original security the fish?' they asked, 'stone-cold-supportive-protector' face and said because you made us truly hope this post is a joke. Provide proof for this statement:

'Betta fish, research has shown, are the only aquatic animals that can recognize their owner.'

Patently false. The rest of it is just as suspect.

little pet like Osama tell, but only mine is a Guardia airport. We had MJ is a gorgeous fighting solace to me in New York, a exuberant creature to look can recognize their owner. his body would just light Unfortunately, residence hall rules well, since there would be by the Transportation is better off safe than proclaiming that no small just received the blessing of Pittsburgh International Airport screener who stood between me alone, where the agents properly packaged in supervisor was called over, circumstances, was a small fish the TSA to refuse me. back at school), but doesn't threat was causing, by now posed a real threat to of the fish. Dispose of my and give him to whomever alone in New York City (save headed toward a rest room. then the looming porcelain this hopeless predicament, he got into the stall, he backpack, which only contained suffocate or get squished, creatures such as fish. Every problem for Bettas, as be like a human getting though, we had no choice. We there are only a few get in huge trouble for instantly in a blaze of glory the plane and pray that before the X-ray machine and ran for the gates, eager to the original security the fish?' they asked, 'stone-cold-supportive-protector' face and said because you made us [pause fish ... Happy holidays.' my bag and found the live. I then bought a was given, and the pastry witnessed our role in the the fish. We stuck to our brown paper bag I gently people-mover, and ran one final renamed X-ray, swimming Tom Ridge reeling and studying musical theater at

Perhaps, but that's kind of missing the real point of the post, joke or not.

wow. you're serious. i hope your family got to spend some time away from you so they could enjoy the holiday. lighten up a bit.

And the point would be...?

What's so wrong with calling the original poster on his statements? I didn't get all bent out of shape about it.

I'm about as 'lightened up' as the come.

There was no holiday message in there, except the bit about the crying girlfriend, but thats another story...

you must be real fun at the movies then...

'that aint right!' 'there is no way that can happen in real life!' 'what a farce! everyone knows wizards and elfs dont exist!'

yup. lets nit-pick because they want to share a story. if you know for a fact the statement is not true, why are you asking the poster to prove it? do you ask a screenwriter for a reference for his movies when you disagree? i recommend you do not watch 'finding nemo', it'll drive you nuts. aha wait,... i know! it's because were not supposed to share here, especially news stories or experiences about fish, tanks or whatever.

so,... whats wrong with calling the original poster on their statements? tell you what... talk to the pittsburgh post-gazette, they are the ones who ran the story (you know that link at the bottom of the original post... follow it). ask them to back it up. and surprise,... it wasnt the original poster, all they did was cut and paste it here because they thought it would be nice to 'share'.

yeah. lighten up.

The OP isn't the one making the claims in the story. It was reprinted from the Post-Gazette. The one making the statements will never see your reply.

An amusing story. Nothing more.

Off day?

Wasn't intended as one.

After much analysis, I find your contributions, Eric, irritating.

Actually, I'm a big mvie fan.

Strangely enough, they do...

I was under the impression we would be sharing factual information. Evidently some of this groups members are a little too influenced by the movies.

'share'.

Instead of sharing rubbish, they should have pointed out the newspapers mistakes.

Already there buddy. Your turn.

so in otherwords,... you would approve of my treatment of you. pointing out your mistakes instead of sharing your rubbish.